Lesbians Would Rather Solve Their Problems with a SWITCHBLADE!

UPDATED: The video clip is back, bitches! Man, fuck YouTube.

Since gay marriage is the worst thing ever—forever and ever, AMEN—23/6 has a slick new DIY on how to stop the sinners from sinning their sinny-sin-sins.

I’ll Buy Anything If It’s Shiny and Made by Apple

Listen, this Onion parody may be a 99.999% okay, fine, 100% accurate depiction of Mac geeks, but I’d take an Apple fanboy over a Star Wars cosplay diehard any day of the week.

As for furries, they can stay.

Video after the jump. And you know what? I don’t care if you’ve already been emailed this video. You’re gonna watch it again, kay?