Because Only Ugly People and Weirdos Do It

16 07 2007

Becuase Canada is the land of making shit up for the hell of it, it’s ‘Nude Recreation Week:’*

For years nudists have been touting the benefits of shedding restrictive threads and spending more time in your birthday suit…


Gerry Johnston is an avid naturalist, and he has a few suggestions for those who haven’t quite worked up the courage to drop their drawers in front of others:
‘It feels goods (sic),’ Johnston stresses. ‘You have to try it. You won’t believe how easy it is until you try it. (You can do it at) the kitchen table, have your breakfast that way. If you have a secluded back yard or balcony and take in some sun.’

I guess my uncle was just ahead of his time. Except for him ‘Nude Recreation Week’ meant ‘whenever kids were around,’ and ‘secluded back yard or balcony’ translated to ‘Chuck E. Cheese’s.’ He pulls this shit in America and gets labeled a sex offender when all this time you could be doing this shit in Canada and you get a fucking holiday? God, Americans are such facists.

*And by the way, if it’s not in Wikipedia, it’s not a real holiday. So enjoy that morsel of science.