Used Condom Wants to Be Governor, Story Developing…

6 01 2009


UPDATED post from a previous version.

No, no, no, no, NO.

Terry McAuliffe—one of the the 2008 election’s most insufferable boogeymenwants to be Virginia’s next governor.

Um… not in my yard. Look Terry, we hated you during the VA Democratic Primary because you’re a slimy, borderline-creepy, carpetbagging, Douchington fuckwit who can’t sit still and keep from yapping your pie-hole. That hasn’t changed.

I’m positive Virginians are smart enough to know that Terry’s no Mark Warner or Tim Kaine—no matter how hard Terry will frame himself in that mold. Don’t bullshit a bullshitter, Terry. I see right through that crooked-ass smirk.

There has to be a better Dem alternative than Terry McAuliffe. At least we can find someone whose accent is a little less Fargo and a little more Old Dominion.

Professor Stewart? A refesher course on subject: ‘McAuliffe, Terry’ if you please:

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More Terry snark here and here.





2 responses

6 01 2009

The only used condom in this article is the author. McAuliffe, like Obama may be a carpetbagger, but he is no condom, nor does he sound like Fargo. He’s a native New Yorker with great political appeal. Unlike some of you ass-licking fauxgressives who are really women hating Repugs, Terry is a real progressive!

6 01 2009

Haha, Harriet Christian, is that you? Or maybe it’s a HillBuzz editor.

Either way, great comment. No fake.

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