Sorry, Sully, But The Jonas Brothers Actually Came First

23 03 2009

The Jonas Brothers (Real and South Park versions)

Andrew Sullivan—lamenting Rolling Stone’s slide into irrelevancy and smelling desperation—shakes his head at the cast of Gossip Girl landing a cover piece on the magazine, wondering aloud if The Jonas Brothers are next.
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Lesbians Would Rather Solve Their Problems with a SWITCHBLADE!

7 02 2009

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UPDATED: The video clip is back, bitches! Man, fuck YouTube.

Since gay marriage is the worst thing ever—forever and ever, AMEN—23/6 has a slick new DIY on how to stop the sinners from sinning their sinny-sin-sins.
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Takes Me Back to My Days Interning at Initech

8 01 2009

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Geekologie truly has the best tipsters, no fake.

I thought I gave good interview until seeing this masterpiece. Ben Schwartz is kind of adorkable to boot. Video after the jump.
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Palinroll’d!

8 01 2009

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I think I just got Palinroll’d.

I’m sifting through today’s snail mail when I see an envelope marked, ‘Office of the Governor of Alaska.’

WHAAAAAT?

My gut response was OH-SHIT-HIDE-SHE-FOUND-OUT-I-CALLED-HER-RETARDED-AND-SHE’S-GONNA-GUN-ME-DOWN-FROM-A-HELICOPTER!!!!111!one11!! confusion.

A) Why won’t this woman go away and B) what the hell am I doing on a distribution list for Alaska’s state office? Does written correspondence have an ‘UNSUBSCRIBE’ button?

After having Ralphie (didn’t know he’s SWAT dog now, didya?) screen for anthrax and explosives, I cracked this bad boy open only to find some good old SPAM:
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Wallpaper’d!

7 01 2009

A quick hit before bed. Enjoy.

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Thanks to itsandrew—a pro at emailing keepers.





I’ll Buy Anything If It’s Shiny and Made by Apple

6 01 2009

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Listen, this Onion parody may be a 99.999% okay, fine, 100% accurate depiction of Mac geeks, but I’d take an Apple fanboy over a Star Wars cosplay diehard any day of the week.

As for furries, they can stay.

Video after the jump. And you know what? I don’t care if you’ve already been emailed this video. You’re gonna watch it again, kay?

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About as Perfect as Pranks Can Get

5 01 2009

Beautiful in its simplicity, brilliant in its execution. High five to the boys of The Invisible Rope.