Lesbians Would Rather Solve Their Problems with a SWITCHBLADE!

7 02 2009

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UPDATED: The video clip is back, bitches! Man, fuck YouTube.

Since gay marriage is the worst thing ever—forever and ever, AMEN—23/6 has a slick new DIY on how to stop the sinners from sinning their sinny-sin-sins.
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Palinroll’d!

8 01 2009

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I think I just got Palinroll’d.

I’m sifting through today’s snail mail when I see an envelope marked, ‘Office of the Governor of Alaska.’

WHAAAAAT?

My gut response was OH-SHIT-HIDE-SHE-FOUND-OUT-I-CALLED-HER-RETARDED-AND-SHE’S-GONNA-GUN-ME-DOWN-FROM-A-HELICOPTER!!!!111!one11!! confusion.

A) Why won’t this woman go away and B) what the hell am I doing on a distribution list for Alaska’s state office? Does written correspondence have an ‘UNSUBSCRIBE’ button?

After having Ralphie (didn’t know he’s SWAT dog now, didya?) screen for anthrax and explosives, I cracked this bad boy open only to find some good old SPAM:
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Wallpaper’d!

7 01 2009

A quick hit before bed. Enjoy.

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Thanks to itsandrew—a pro at emailing keepers.





Used Condom Wants to Be Governor, Story Developing…

6 01 2009

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UPDATED post from a previous version.

No, no, no, no, NO.

Terry McAuliffe—one of the the 2008 election’s most insufferable boogeymenwants to be Virginia’s next governor.

Um… not in my yard. Look Terry, we hated you during the VA Democratic Primary because you’re a slimy, borderline-creepy, carpetbagging, Douchington fuckwit who can’t sit still and keep from yapping your pie-hole. That hasn’t changed.
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Don’t Know, Luigi, Storm Trooper, Assassin’s Creed, Final Fantasy (?), Mileena, Maria Sharapova (?)

6 01 2009

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Sometimes, an article’s feature image is all it takes to reel me in.
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A Test of Endurance

18 12 2008

Can you get to the end of the video without scoffing, stopping, or shomiting (shomiting is where you are simultaneously vomiting and shitting your pants)?

But in all seriousness, what inner city kid DOESN’T dream of finding an enchanted voodoo Viewmaster that will rapture them to Canadian Guido Paradise Island?

I kid you not, this band is Canadian, despite all signs pointing to a long Jersey Shore heritage.





You Stay Classy Chicago

9 12 2008

I could really use some big ass storage around here in DC right about now.