Sorry, Sully, But The Jonas Brothers Actually Came First

23 03 2009

The Jonas Brothers (Real and South Park versions)

Andrew Sullivan—lamenting Rolling Stone’s slide into irrelevancy and smelling desperation—shakes his head at the cast of Gossip Girl landing a cover piece on the magazine, wondering aloud if The Jonas Brothers are next.
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Lesbians Would Rather Solve Their Problems with a SWITCHBLADE!

7 02 2009

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UPDATED: The video clip is back, bitches! Man, fuck YouTube.

Since gay marriage is the worst thing ever—forever and ever, AMEN—23/6 has a slick new DIY on how to stop the sinners from sinning their sinny-sin-sins.
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I’ll Buy Anything If It’s Shiny and Made by Apple

6 01 2009

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Listen, this Onion parody may be a 99.999% okay, fine, 100% accurate depiction of Mac geeks, but I’d take an Apple fanboy over a Star Wars cosplay diehard any day of the week.

As for furries, they can stay.

Video after the jump. And you know what? I don’t care if you’ve already been emailed this video. You’re gonna watch it again, kay?

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